voelcker
an engish teacher who acts like his highschool students. obsesed with reinacting hamlet, with the emotions and everything. an english teacher who refers to idiots as “the giggle twins,” and believes he is a certified ninja.
alex: “where’s our teacher?”
(voelcker jumps out from behind alex)
voelcker: “gotcha!”
alex: “gaah!”
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