voelzke
someone who can’t get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar wh-r-s v-g-n-.
nate: whoa, look at that voelzke!
the voelzke: hai, guise! how r u doin todai!
nate: omg, run!!!!!!!!
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