volamom
a mother that is also a professional school volunteer and takes it way too seriously. often defined by her s-ssy c-sserole recipes and strong opposition to contributing to household income, volamoms should not be confused with soccer moms or parkie moms.
though she typically holds a high office, she is not even closely related to the standard hardworking pta mom. she is more powerful and less fashion-forward.
one of the most significant characteristics of a volamom is her nonexistent sense of humor. everything in her world is profoundly businesslike, complex, and committee-oriented.
volamoms are very common in the park cities area of dallas, texas.
i’m screening my calls because a volamom is after me to join a committee.
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