volatile blonde


a person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! they like to ‘go-off’ on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. pr-ne to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.
i thought rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. she needs to get some sleep! she is a volatile blonde!

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