Volcanic Shits


the results of too much beer, white castles, and vallium.
i drank too much beer and had too many whitey’s last night, and now i have the volcanic sh-ts.
when you’re constipated and a fart builds up above the stuck shut, creating more and more pressure. the end result is a painful explosion of sh-t scattered around your toilet basin.
argh, my -ss hurts so much after that volcanic sh-t i had.

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