volcano johnson
(1) volcano johnson = a super extreme c-m blast and/or a man known to deliver such.
(2) volcano johnson. in the “champs!” episode of the a-team, a cover alias for b a barracus (mr. t) who plays the part of a boxer, even entering the ring for a professional bout. therefore, a boxer.
foxy chick: look at that, sharin’! he’s lookin’ fine!
sharin’ c-cks: yeah. he’s a volcano johnson.
foxy chick: he’s a boxer? that makes sense. boxers have great bodies.
sharin’ c-cks: no, he’s not a boxer, but, we f-cked last year, and he came so hard i had c-m c-mmin out of my ears!
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