Volf
(action verb) when a guy is b-lls deep inside a woman’s v-g-n-, one of the partic-p-nt rips a fart while the other feels their rumble. this is known as a volf. with synchronization and planning, it’s possible to have a double volf. this is when both partic-p-nts fart simultaneously and both feel the rumbles, sometimes off the richter scale.
guy: i’m about to c-m, oh my god….ahhhhh
girl: yea baby
guy: hooooold onnnnn!
girl: ohhhhohhhhhhhh
guy: done! babe don’t move……(faaaaaaaaart)
girl: wow, you just volfed me!! you just broke my volf cherry.
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