VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton
an unusually named, audi a8 based, high-cl-ss luxury volkswagen. came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. comfort was beyond superb. the phaeton never sold well, because when rich sn-bs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. the phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its audi cousin and therefore was outsold. it will be returning for 2016, thankfully.
“hey, is that a volkswagen phaeton you have?”
“yeah. i got it for $15,000, and it’s got more power than half the cars on the market today. boy do i love undesirable gems like this!”
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