Voltaire’s Angry Fist
the act of placing a glove, usually rubber, on your hand during s-x.
you cover the gloved hand in a sticky substance, usually paste, blood, s-m-n, honey, bbq sauce, or baby tears.
the glove is than covered in sand, broken gl-ss, or razor blades and placed into the -sshole of another person, animal, or baby.
during my fraternity initiation, the second stage was a voltaire’s angry fist. there was a lot of blood, but now i’m a brother!
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