volume drinking


some beers are drunk for their taste. some beers are drunk for their alcohol content. others are for volume drinking. sometimes you want a cheap, not too alcoholic drink that you can sit and get steadily drunk with, without getting tw-tted after a few pints. in the uk drinks such as carling and strongbow do this job. not the cl-ssiest or the tastiest drinks, but you can get into double figures without making a t-t out of yourself.
“fancy a stella?”
“no, mate, i’m on the carling. strictly volume drinking tonight”

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