voluntary loss of stool
when you have to leave a sh-t (i know, it’s supposed to be take a sh-t, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian george carlin, you don’t take a sh-t, you leave a sh-t!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
this is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.
{paul}: hold on a few minutes there george, i need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{george}: ok, whatever paul. :-/
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