Vom-Jolt
a bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you’ve been penetrated by a taser gun
the kiss was so bad, i vom-jolted and pretended i was epileptic to get away
when my beer-goggles cleared, i snuck out of bed before i vom-jolted and woke you up
their sweet talk was so disgusting, i decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun
i vom-jolt every time you say my name
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