Vomjob
a vomjob is a bl-wj-b that goes horribly wrong. right after -j-c-l-t-ng in the givers mouth (s)he vomits the c-m and everything else in her(his) stomach onto the receiver’s d-ck.
last winter caitlyn and anatole went out for a nice indian dinner.
afterwards, they were fooling around and caitlyn vomited on his d-ck.
when we found out, thom yelled “you vomited on his d-ck!?!?”
casey then said “vomjob!”
while a chick is giving a drunken sloppy bl-w j-b and just before you’re gonna give her some throat yogurt she voms all over your c-ck but continues until the job is done.
danny brought v-dawg back to his apt and she starts going down on him like ghetto style but check this out, she was so f-cked up she vommed all over his c-ck and he was like “oh my god why is there chicken terriyaki on my b-lls? i was almost done, you better f-cking finish. get back on that terriyaki c-ck!!!!” so he shoved her face back down and she happily completed the vom-job. the end.
the act of recieving a bl-wj-b after the person who is giving it throws up and does not clean his/her mouth. the reciever usually has no problem with this.
gregg recieved a vomjob in the bathroom of his dorm room by the fat girl on the 5th floor. she threw up and proceeded to give him a vomjob.
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