VOMP


verb: (to vomp) a cyclical act with four distinct stages:

1. active experimentation

2. experience

3. reflection

4. abstinence

no one knows what vomp actually stands for, although it is rumored that the m stands for moccasin.
girl: me and omap vomped so hard last night.

other girl: no way! was it good?

guy: let’s go in a circle and all tell about our first vomping experience

group: …..
something or someone that is uncool or tacky.

a person who is oblivious of what is considered cool.

etymology: the term derives from the acronym v.o.m.p., meaning “vermin-offing meat prost-tute.”
“man, this music is sooooo vomp, turn this sh-t off already!”

also in use internationally.

german: “mann, diese musik ist so vomp! schalte den scheiss gefaelligst ab!”

french: “oh la vache, cette musique est tellement vomp, eteins-la putain!”

spanish: “eh carnal, esta musica esta vomp! ya quitala!”
a vest of many pockets. as worn by photographers, old guys named robert, and cia wannabes on safari.
lydia: starbucks doesn’t carry stevia, so i can’t go there.

robert: not to worry, i have some in my vomp.

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