von facial
a s-xual act involving two men who perform oral s-x on each other while concurrently stimulating each other’s -n-s and then proceed to defecate and -j-c-l-t- simultaneously on the other’s face. usually performed at events in front of large audiences, such a concert or poetry reading. in such a case, members of the audience will often be invited to engage in the activity.
wow rick, that band put on quite a show! i wonder if they’ll invite us up for a von facial now!
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