Vonk
to punch someone in the foot, while not wearing anysort of footware including socks
evan vonked jimmy very hard.
3 more definitions
1.to wake up first thing and m-st-rb-t-.
2.to have s-x before getting out of bed.
3.the s-x addicts answer to wake and bake
man i woke up and had to vonk then i fell back asleep, and when my girl got home from third shift we vonked together
extreme cold
cold felt in a train station when rough. can induce crying in grown men.
a pubic toupee, named after the dutch company vonk schaamtoupetten. these toupees are usually colorful and outrageous.
i got a vonk with red feathers and sequins on it.
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