Vonkclopper


someone that eats “any old sh-te”. vonkcloppers eat such delights as carrots, ducks, cholesterol, and sidats. very similiar to a kurtianyk but on not such a large scale.
trevor and ralph walking past an all you can eat chinese buffet in the centre of doncaster
trevor: look at him over there eating in the buffet on his own. it is like he is feeding the 5000.
ralph: golly trev, he is a right vonkclopper aint he chum?

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