Voodoo Shit


the biggest sh-t ever existed. used with “man” after to prove that you’re speaking to someone.
“that’s voodoo sh-t, man!”
a metaphorical sticky web that some young women emit from their pores. this web ensnares unsuspecting men and they are lured into the depths of their scintillating personality. the woman in question is often not aware of her wiles. she can commonly be referred to as a “s-ssy l-ssy”.

cannot be found in foreigners.

syn: zoe
1. you emit voodoo sh-t from your pores!

2. you can’t emit voodoo sh-t, you’re foreign.

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