Vortex of Shit


first you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else’s baby. kind of like a country song, but you can’t help but wonder why you have such bad karma: vortex of sh-t.
i knew i was in a vortex of sh-t when my mother in law came to live with us.

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