Vortexting
noun
• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.
verb (trans.)
• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
person #1: “ross keeps vortexting me about how karen walked out on him last night, when he knows that we’ve never even met.”
person #2: “shoot girl, you know he’s just tryin’ to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. you better ignore it.”
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