votive candle
your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. you say give me that thing and i will make it work. she says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. so i take the candle out of the tin. bend tin and place it into the holder. then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. re-ssemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
that is my votive candle definition and story.
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