Voulnet

some cool guy you can only see in dreams.
if you see him somewhere, then you should slap yourself. snap out of it, man!
voulnet: hi!
you: -slap!-

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the act of shoving your foot inside a v-g-n-. include your shoe if you are a broski. can be used as a verb (v-punted) and as a noun (v-punt) last night, nate v-punted that b-tch.
Vrastuti
a fictional female who can be tough as a big bear, a slippery as a seal or a sneaky as a cat. ussually s-xual by nature and can often be confused with a sl-t. oh snap, i saw a vrastuti walking naked from the shower. watch your back, vrastuti can be a real ball buster.
Vroop
word you use to describe a girl’s curves. often used in conjunction with a sloping hand motion. ‘yea, you know the girls in smcs got some nice vroop!’ vroop is a word that is like p–p. “man, that smells like vroop.”

VSO
a violin-shaped object, a cheap violin that isn’t worth sh-t to practice on. if you want to learn to play the violin well, don’t go to that music store. all they sell are vsos!
Vulcan sideburns
a person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair. guy a: what’s up with that emo kid’s hair guy b: he can’t help it. it’s vulcan sideburns, man