Vowel Movement
the act of attempted speech when an individual is far too drunk to move their mouth muscles in any but the sloppiest way.
drunk: aaou eiii? oooouaa eeeo!
jane: what’s that guy on the floor behind the sofa saying?
joan: who the h-ll knows. he’s just making a vowel movement.
to empty one’s tray of vowels during a game of scrabble
julie was spent after a hefty triple word score vowel movement which left her opponent astonished.
a movement that is against instant messaging talk; doesn’t have to do anything with vowels.
sally: like omg. wtf. when did you like get that?
suzie: um… i got it at hot topic. nice right.
sally: lol. yes it is. bbl. i’m gonna go get one too.
suzie: can’t you just talk like a regular person? what’s up with the instant messaging talk?
sally: sheesh. faf! chillax. join the vowel movement, why don’t you?
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