vp
slang term for “vice president”. in a multi-unit retail company this term is used to define a high salaried company official who constantly dons a black business suit and randomly appears at non-specific locations to crack the nuts of the unfortunate store manager who is -ssigned to that district. this person is well versed with the proper four-letter words and appropriate venacular to ensure that the manager will never forget his visit and subsequently make certain that every square milli meter of his stores are cleaner than a 12 year old’s tw-t.
store manager: guys, i need laborers tomorrow for 8 hours to clean up two of my stores!!
ops manager: but uh, this is like your 6th labor request for tomorrow, i don’t even think your stores will be open long enough!
store manager: i can’t help it! the stores have to be perfect!! i mean vp’s are traveling!!!
“v-g-n- pimple” – a v-g-n- pimple isn’t too bad, but forms when your pores clog up around your upper v-g-n- area and you first think it’s herpes, but its really not.
girl1: omg.. i think i have a vp
girl2: a what??
girl1: like.. not herpes but a v-g-n- pimple 🙁
girl2: omg.. gross.. that happens once or twice though so nothing to worry about
a virginal player someone that talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk
johnny: dude that girl is totally hot shes seriously into u
ken: i know she wants me
sandra:how did it go with ken last night
jenny: nothing happened he flopped on me
sandra: hahaha hes a v.p
short for seargeant von p-ssy
v.p. = seargeant von p-ssy
short for “vampire p-ssy”; meaning that she’s, “gone before dawn!”
guy a: “…still man, she wan’t there this morning?”
guy b: “nope, serious v p! prolly won’t even see ‘er till midnight tonight!”
vp, the abbreviation for vain perfection, is one of the hardest groups to get into on mysp-ce. it’s standards alone rival the most prestigious of groups.
jimmy: wtf, vp keeps rejecting me.
glenn: tough, ain’t it?
jimmy: but i got into pd, why not vp?
glenn: cause vp has higher standards…
an acronym for “visual pollution”. used to describe a very ungly person.
“oh my god did u see that girl she was a total v.p.”
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