vroffen
the act of attempting to stifle a laugh by masking it as a coughing fit, whilst simultaneously and futiley clenching a fart that escapes with each uncontrollable heave.
“i’m stuck on this bus vroffen like mad because this chick keeps conning people into buying her food and then powerspewing it back up again”
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