Vuittoned
pr-nounced (vuh-tawned). to get hit in the groin area with a purse or handbag. this word was coined by my ex boyfriend in 2004 after accidentally hitting him in the nuts w/ a small louis vuitton handbag.
“i accidentally vuittoned kevan while he was walking behind me in the video store.”
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- vuosaari
a smelly ugly slum populated by dirty wh-r-s and wenches. that ugly wh-r- must be from vuosaari
- VagBeav
the creepiest term for one’s v-g-n-; the combination of v-g-n- and beaver paige: -with the moustache- vaaaagbeav susan: -with tom sellec stache- -in creepiest voice evar- vagbeav. andrew: you guys are lesbians.
- Vagevil
the evil power the v-g-n- holds over men often causing them to do things against their will and better judgement. “hey man, did you hear mike bailed on the eagles game to go shopping with his girlfriend?” “the vagevil is making him do it. soon he’ll be dressing his dog.”
- Vagi-Guard
the protector of your virginity. quite commonly your father. i’m going to the party with sam tonight. if only your vagi-guard knew about this..
- vaginaside
similar to suicide but having to do with the v-g-n-. rough or overly abusive treatment of the v-g-n-. d-mn jenny! that d-ld- is huge! are you trying to committ v-g-n-side? 2)the gymnast committed v-g-n-side when she crotched hard on the balance beam