Vulgarithm
a systematic set of instructions that take the shape of words from an individual or even their clothes or appearance that allows one to instantly insult or dis someone as soon as they are addressed by the individual.
joe: so yeah, for some reason i was being nice to everyone today.
sid: dude, that’s not like you.
joe: i know, i totally must’ve been running an incorrect vulgarithm today.
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