Vulture-mode
being in a situation where someone you definitely don’t want to know what your computer is full of (i. e. parents or gf/bf), is standing right behind you staring at the screen and p-ssively compelling you to self-restraint, i. e. not opening /b/ or pr0n, keeping messenger windows hidden just in case, and hiding embar-ssing desktop or icons (or embar-ssing icon names, such as “my sh-t” instead of “my computer”) with randomly opened windows.
(1) “i can’t open that link right now, vulture-mode.”
(2) dm: “pause guys. vulture-mode.”
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