w.a.d.

acronym for what a douche. probably used in texting to refer to someone else, or in conversation to remain mostly polite. like wtf, but more direct.
“so, did you hear that frank decided to call that chick anyway after she told him off at the bar?”
“yeah, i did, w.a.d.”
an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to as s-m-n, c-m, j-zz, man milk, and/or w-ng extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at s-xual zenith.
“man, i just blew my wad in my grandmother’s raisin brand as an april fool’s joke…this sh-t is gonna be friggin awesome”
large sum of money one owns.
the boy had a wad in his wallet.
abbreviation for “what a d-ck” … used on aim , msn , and other instant messaging programs ….
goerge says “yo, i wrecked my car into a tree last night”
tom replied ” w.a.d.”
an amount (generally one -j-c-l-t–n) of male s-m-n.
i just shot a wad in the shower.
wad(n.)1: a data file for id software’s incredibly popular ‘doom’ series of games first released in 1993. the term “.wad” is short for “where’s all the data?” they can be used to distribute user created content as well and thus sp-wned the videogame modding phenomenon. as of 2006 there are thousands of user created .wads avalible for download.
person1: “hey, did you check out that new .wad for doom 2?”
person2: “yeah it was a pretty sweet deathmatch map!”
person1: “doom forever!”
wad – what a d-ck – wuht ay dik — an androgynous expression used as a release of disapproving energy toward another individual. commonly used as a replacement for such expressions as “no,” “i don’t agree,” “you are being greedy,” “you are lacking expertize.” currently trademarked by michael f. surman esquire, the phrase has captured the hearts and minds of all young individuals throughout the midwood-sheepshead bay area of brooklyn and the greater garbage dump region of staten island.also popularized by members on the nico forums – altima coupe sub-section by members who like turtles.
real-life usage of the wad:

arthur: mike is that my lighter?
mike: wad!

matt: i want purple lights!!!
mike: wad!

waiter: sir your food is ready!
mike: wad!

arthur: yo im gonna go blaze a blunt with my boy ….
mike : wad ! and ur no inviting me… aight i see how it is

mike: hey do you guys have any available uhal trucks….
truck guy: no sorry we are all out..
mike : wow wad !!!

random occurrence: whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaat wad!

inquiring customer: excuse me sir do you have any wd40
your face: no but i think youre a wad40