Wackass Personality Disorder

a person that is suffering from wack-ss personality disorder has two or more of the following symptoms present for at least a week:
1)dresses in a matter were none of his or her articles of clothing matches.
2)listens to music based on how cool it is.
3)-ssumed to be h-m-s-xual, mainly because of the resemblance of his or her personality attributes to that of a h-m-s-xual.
4)has an admiration for only the things that he or she likes. everything else sucks.
5)never crosses his mind that he or she is actually not cool at all and therefore the disorder persists until help is administered.
6)overwhelmingly self-centered. other people are perceived to be something less. this could also be a sign of a sociopath.
7)shows signs of inauthenticity and/or blatant exaggerations. not original at all. this is usually the first sign of the disorder.
8)excessively materialistic to the point were items are bought solely for the prestige.
9)lies about various things in order to hide from the public his or her condition.

wack-ss personality disorder is a serious disorder of the personality that needs to be treated immediately upon diagnosis. left untreated, the person suffering from it can have dire consequences leading to a more severe case of wack-ss antisocial personality disorder.
person 1: what’s up with the graph paper designed shirt with the pink shorts?
psychologist: he might be severely suffering from wack-ss personality disorder. it’s a very common disorder nowadays.