wad-in-a-bowl
(n) what most star trek, star wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.
george and mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son kyle ascended from his bas-m-nt bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth comic con in as many months. as he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the wad-in-a-bowl.
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