Waddellage


an amount of time added to the estimated arrival of a person who always late, usually an hour.
person 1: what time did you tell john wayne to be at the party?

person 2: 1 o’clock.

person 1: but the party starts at 2? why did you tell him 1?

person 2: he is always late, so i had to account for waddellage

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