waffle

to vacillate between two easy choices for no reason, or perhaps just to annoy anyone who cares
she waffled between two menu items for so long we could have finished dinner by the time she ordered.
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like a pancake with syrup traps.
to sh-t on someone’s laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.
i locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but i got waffled instead.

i just peeled this piece of sh-t off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.
the best breakfast food evar
waffles > pancakes
the official morning after food. after s-x, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. like the wonder twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. when you don’t know what to say, simply suggest waffles.
um, waffles?
to talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.
“you waffle something awful”
“what are you waffling about?”
the solution to m-ss hysteria
if the puritains ate waffles there would have been no salem witch trails.
1. greatest anytime food ever. the king of the lesser pancake. best with anything.

2. to have s-xual relations with someone

3. a cigarette

4. anything illegal

5. to flip-flop on descisions

6. to talk or write foolishly
1. “i want a waffle from the waffle house!”

2. “we waffled hard last night”

3. “man, i really need a waffle right about now…”

4. “ha i’m so high on this waffle right here!”

5. john kerry waffles.

6. “jhbsdhbsvdhgsvhjgdvhgvjh!”
“stop waffling b–tch!”