Waffle Belly
a nascar fan who leans against the chain link fence to get even closer to the race.
look at that waffle belly down there! he’s almost though the chain link fence!
a “groupie” for racecar drivers. the distinctive cross-patterns on their bellies are acquired by wearing a halter top and tightly pressing their over-tanned bodies up against the chain link fence which separates them from their objects of desire (the racecar drivers).
the cross patterns closely resemble the patterns (but perhaps the the inverse) of those seen in belgian waffles.
wow dude, i was at a dirt track race in topeka last week and some drunk wafflebellies saw my dale jr. hat and totally started necking on me. after my hickies go away, let’s go back out there and get’r’done!
the result of having a tennis racket held against your stomach while some one brushes your skin with a broom.
the old kids at camp held billy down and gave him a waffle belly. his stomach was imprinted and red for hours.
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