Waffle Kinesis


the supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. but unless you find someone with syrup kinesis, you’re basically f-cked.
primer: “brett, where’d you get that huge stack of waffles?”
brett: “waffle kinesis, b-tch!”
primer: “so jealous!!”

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