waffle pizza
when having intercourse with a menstrating woman, place your p-n-s into her v-g-n-. during v-g-n-l intercourse, switch to -n-l. -j-c-l-t- inside her, then quickly remove and place your d-ck between her b-tt cheeks. with your hands, press her cheeks around your shaft and pull back. leaving the mixture of residues in between her b-tt cheeks.
i thought i was a freak, but porsche asked me to give her a waffle pizza. i was very confused.
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