waffle surprise
when a female shaves her v-g-n-l region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. she then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
lola: “check this out guys, bam!”
daniel: “hey guys, check out lola’s waffle surprise!!”
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