waffle tax
when you do someone the favor of bringing them food, such as waffles (reasons include too tired or too lazy to get one’s own food) – it is ok to take a bite as a tax for the food delivery service. out of courtesy, the server will first ask – whether waffle tax is ok.
kid: mom? can you please bring me some waffles?
dad: get your own, you’re old enough.
mom: sure, i can get you some. is waffle tax ok?
kid: sure, mom. don’t forget the syrup!
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