Waffle Twat
the product of forcefully flogging a v-g-n- with a tennis racket.
“that b-tch gave me blue b-lls, so i got her back with a waffle tw-t”
to be used as a replacement for “douche bag”.
a waffle tw-t can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl’s leg, to your boss who won’t leave you alone.
man, that frat boy thinks he’s so cool. what a waffle tw-t.
an unusual, unnatural or otherwise abnormal v-g-n-.
guy #1: i was pumped until i got her in my bedroom.
guy #2: why? what happened?
guy #1: she totally has a wild looking waffletw-t, bro
a v-g-n- shaped as a waffle its like almost like tw-t waffle but that is when your v-g-n- shoots out waffles!
i just a girls waffle tw-t mmmm was it tasty like kaitlyns.
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