Waffleblock


when a person intentionally or unintentionally prevents you from partaking in the enjoyment of waffles from waffle house, waffle hut or any other waffle-based eating establishment
caddy: dude, katy is totally waffleblocking us.

justin: i know, she is a waffleblock!
a waffle block is the act of squeezing or tightening your but cheeks together to prevent you from being goosed and or recieving any other penetrating act in your -n-l region. the name waffle block comes from tightening your but cheeks as tight as a waffle iron so nothing can get between them.
i tried to goose jimmy but he was quick with his waffle block.

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