wafflegod
wafflegod is the god of all waffles, and her presence makes 10 year old boys h-rny around her. the only reason she has survived this long on the internet is through rumors of her actually being a 6 year old boy.
thebluefly: i tried to have s-x with wafflegod, but she kicked me in the groin.
wafflegod (or wafflegoddess) is the goddess of all waffles. all around wafflegod are usually young male h-m- sapiens usually from of 5-12 earth years of age. wafflegod is a superhuman that many young children would like to have s-xual intercourse with rather than using their right/left hand.
wafflegod also has a mating call and it is a long squeal of up to 130+ db. the pitch is over 100,000hz, when this call is initiated, only the suitable male h-m- sapiens can survive.
*man1 joins the conversation*
wafflegod: *squeeeallllllllllll*
*man1 survives*
-=1 hour later=-
*man1 conversing with man2*
man1: yo i survived the wafflegod mating call!
man2: did you f-ck?
man1: nah, i’m over 12, that’s why i’m man1.
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