waffler

someone who can write tons about something, or says loads when they only have to say one thing.
normal person: hey
waffler: i am not sure, but i think it is a good idea to say a greeting, however i am unsure whether that would be a good idea, but maybe i should so…h-llo.
n: one who waffles, from the verb waffle, meaning to never settle on a stance on one (or more) issue(s); a waffler usually goes from one side to the other and back again, usually multiple times, depending on who (s)he is talking to at the time. see also panderer.

there is a subtle difference between a waffler and a fence-sitter, most notably in that the fence-sitter never actually decides their stance on an issue/issues.

this term is derived from the food of the same name (waffle), probably because the grid-like patterns on the food resembles how a waffler is on again and off again on their views.

the word has recently made a return to the forefront of common communication with the arrival of john kerry’s (united states) presidential campaign.
“i used to be for the war in iraq, until i was against it.” – john kerry (real quote)

can anyone seriously say that with a straight face? what a waffler. this guy panders so much he makes al gore look like a decent person. i feel sorry for anyone who lets themselves get hoodwinked into voting for this fool.
the act of sh-tting on a persons hot over heated laptop key board and shutting the lid. thus cooking your dump like a waffle.
dave (manager of chase bank branch) ” who the f-ck sh-t on my lap top?!!!!!.

ben (employee) “ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. i bet that was maurice, he gave marshal one last week.”

dave “that son of a b-tch is going to get it!!”
is when someone rambles on about something or someone.
mostly said in many rural parts of dublin,ireland.
john is such a waffler.
someone who is lazy and wastes anothers time and or money because they don’t but full effort into the thing they are doing. such as a person doesn’t put full effort into making breakfeast when they pop waffles into the toaster instead of actually cooking breakfeast (eggs, pancakes, etc..).
tony said, “louis, quit being a f-cking waffler”, when louis played guitar hero instead of practicing guitar for his lessons.
a piercing that goes into your p-n-s. you get a waffle that is soggy from syrup being all over it then you wrap it around your p-n-s. after wrapping the waffle around your p-n-s you put a needle through your p-n-s to keep the waffle there.
dude lets go get wafflers!
someone employed in the p-rnography industry who’s duties include licking in and around a male p-rn actor’s -n-s (see: r-mm-ng, tossing salad) during breaks in filming. this is done to ensure the p-rn actor’s p-n-s remains in an excited state (see: hard) thus allowing smooth transitions during scene changes and/or makeup reapplication.

this is considered an entry level position and the employee will usually work hard in order to acquire a promotion to fluffer.
oh, the new guy’s just a waffler? well, send him in… today’s his lucky day; i’ve got a terrible case of b-tt vomit.
someone who activly waffles
man i am such a waffler

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