Waft

a hovering of a smell (fart maybe) through the air.
how dare you waft your fart in my direction!
waft = weed/hash

a waft = a tasty spliff, preferably rolled backwards using high quality weed and skins.

wafted = stoned
story. do you have any waft?

yeah got some nice sh-t

let us roll you a waft

go for it

nice one
the rancid smell emitted from between a woman’s legs that makes the other start to say, “what the f—.” but instead lose their lunch halfway into it.
matt pulled down cindy’s pants and the waft from her dusty old cakes jumped out and b—-slapped him in the face.
a term that can be used in many contexts to express indifference, disbelief, disregard or to to discredit what was previously said.

note: this versatile word can never be over used. its survival through the ages is akin to that of a beaver or a red squirrel.
it also evolves constantly.
p: “where did you go on holiday?”
s: “the maldives with megan fox”
p: “ha, waft!”

c: “that lecturer doesn’t have a clue.”
e: “i know like. what a load of waft!”

after watching a pretentious movie: “never experienced such waft in my life!”

“my essay was just a load of waft but i sounded good.”
or “i was wafting on in that essay, didn’t know anything about the economic state of galway!”
abbreviation for what a f-cking tease
text 1 – “did you see monica in her new bikini at the party, bro?”

text 2 – “yeah, waft”
waft
what a f-cking tw-t.
person 1: hi mark, do you have the accounts?
mark: i do yeah.
person 1: ok… can i get them please.
mark: no i am busy (hangs up phone)

later talking to colegues:
person 1: mark is a waft.
waft to make a sentence sarcastic, usually used by scottish teenagers to poke fun at others.
tom you are amazing at singing, waft.

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