Waggledat


the scientific measurement of booty shaking. a single waggledat is defined as the exact amount of booty shaking to give a standard single white male an erection at a dance club. note that causing multiple erections does not necessarily give a single booty shaking a value greater than 1 wd, for the increase is measured not in quant-ty but in quality and therefore is valued higher only against resistance.
“oh god she’s twerking at 8 waggledats! the dance floor can’t contain that!”

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