Wagner Time
being 100-1000% later than every stated time arrival. a mental illness that creates a black-hole like time warp in ones mind that creates the illusion that you drive a f-cking delorean and can somehow bend the sp-ce-time continuum and travel at impossible speeds to reach stated destinations.
hey, i gotta run to menomonie, wi. then st paul. then stillwater. then north saint paul. then back to menomonie. i’ll meet you at the bar in 10 minutes, wagner time motherflower.
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