Wahmpire
(wam-pire) noun.
also “wahmpyre”
1. someone who draws energy from sucking others into his or her own drama.
more: the wahmpire usually exists in a more or less constant state of emotional wreckedness, although there is also the “weekend wahmpire” whose attacks are more episodic. paradoxically wahmpires, like the undead creatures after whom they are named, often still manage to achieve success in many areas of life. this seems to be a function of how effective they are at sucking the life out of those around them.
a. “judy is such a wahmpire! every time i see her, she wants to drag me into her latest boyfriend drama. it’s exhausting!”
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