waist band hero
the act of taking ur b-n-r/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the w-ng. —very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness — (usually the go-to guy in terms of the b-n-r evasion)
-not necessary if your w-ng is 2.5 inches or less-
in a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run hence, the girl got up and told peter to get up
–however–peter didn’t want that lonely b-n-r being evident so he called out to the waist band hero and she never knew
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