Waiting for a mate
excursive phrase popular around uk, ireland and australia. generally said when a higher authoritative figure asks what a youth or group of individuals are doing. made even more popular by clinton smith on an australian police show when asked what he was doing in a crashed car clearly drunk he simply replied “just waiting for a mate”
john: hey man, what you doing here?
james: waiting for a mate
peeler: alright lads, what do you think you’re up to?
chavs: waiting for a mate
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