Waiting Room Paradox
arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.
did you see jay leno’s new street rod in the latest wheels magazine?
no, i didn’t get up to that part. dentist was running on time. d-mn waiting room paradox.
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