waititis
the feeling that something you’re waiting for will never arrive.
i know my macbook pro is coming soon, but wait-tis is setting in.
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- wake and flake
when you wake up and say, ‘eh…f-ck it’ to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit. similar to wake and bake ‘if you drink anymore today, you’re just gonna wake and flake tomorrow’
- Walking Sausage
a walking sausage is a girl resembling a sausage. usually found on a couch with a gatorade, wearing a push-up bra. “you look like a walking sausage” “go drink some gatorade, walking sausage”
- Wallet Whipped
to gain goods or services otherwise unattainable by excessive overpayment. the line to the club was wrapped around the block and we were eight drunk dudes deep, so yost wallet whipped the sh-t out of the doorman and got us a table.
- wan2k
wan2k is derived from the common abbreviation of the “windows 2000” operationg system, “win2k”. the humour centres around the word being similar to “w-nk”, to m-st-rb-t-. john: i can’t get sound to work in frontier. fred: what operating system are you using? john: wan2k :-/
- Wanderlush
a nomadic drunk who aimlessly roams from bar to bar. see gl-sshopper. d-mn, jenn. this is the 8th bar of the night. you’re a total wanderlush.